I Thought What You Said In the Pulpit Was Sacred

Some people may not like this post, but I have to do it. Others might say that I have no right to say anything since I am not a Christian. I say, Fuck you. I’m not going to go into a deeply religious rant on my beliefs or yours. Frankly, I don’t care. No, really, I don’t. What I care about is people being bigoted assholes to fellow humans who don’t deserve it. They hate because “the Bible says.” Well, my friend, the Bible says many a thing and you wouldn’t do half as much if you actually read it.

Now to my point. I came across a video recently of a woman being interviewed about a particular sermon her preacher did that caught national attention. This preacher being Pastor Charles L. Worley of the Providence Road Baptist Church. I feel shameful living in the south thanks to people like this, feeding into the stereotypes of rednecks and retards. What I heard from this sermon was downright sickening. How could anyone who claims to have the “love of Jesus” say such cruel things about other people? I want to call it indoctrination. Either way, he’s stupid. He’s ignorant and I hope the most flamboyant, flaming homosexual man comes up and kisses him right on the cocksucker right before say “I love you because God loves you.”

If this is starting to offend you, stop reading. People don’t seem to realize that and just keep going. Like this guy:

Not only did he get the attention of the national media, his followers were in on it too. Didn’t help matters much, but let’s just say the woman tried. Anderson Cooper…….I love you. Rule 1: If you or your church is being accused of hate and all that other goodness that comes with diarrhea of the mouth, DO NOT LET AN IGNORANT, STICK-IN-HER-ASS, VAIN, SOUTHERN CUNT TALK FOR YOU! Besides, she’s a woman. According to you, shouldn’t she be making babies or something?

When you preach to a crowd of lovely church going people, guide them in the way of the Lord. Don’t tell them what YOU think should be done. Don’t joke about you trying to get a bill passed for genocide. That’s demoralizing and degrading on your part. Teach them what Jesus taught his followers. That’s mainly in the New Testament. Get out of the Old Testament and go with Jesus, not with the Jews (totally not dissing the Jews, they are a lovely people). And for fuck’s sake, YOU PREACH POLITICS IN YOUR PULPIT YOU BETTER START PAYING TAXES!

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Skyrim Horses in Anime?

Ross has the weirdest ways of introducing me to new anime. He has this thing where he quotes things and I have no idea where they’re from….so curiosity gets the better of me and I HAVE to know what he’s talking about. There is this one instance where he would say,” Are you ready guys? Get ya guns on!!” and i would stare cluelessly at him. Well I found out it was from an anime called Senguko Basara: Samurai Heroes. This is what he was talking about.

For some reason….it repeats and you’ll have to stop it yourself.

Now I watched this anime and came to the conclusion it was pretty freakin epic. Good choice for Shonen fans. But there is this one character called Shingen Takeda or the Tiger of Kai. Intimidating fellow. He rides TWO horses. Seriously, plants one foot on each and rides them into battle. The thing is….they’re Skyrim horses. If you’ve never played Skyrim, here’s what I mean.

Skyrim horses say,” Fuck physics!”

As well as these:

Last Night of the Kings

Ok, I know it’s been a while since posting but we were getting ready for a trip that is now a tradition with me and Jess. Our friends, Samantha and Kelly, introduced Jesse into the Renaissance troupe that we had in White Co. Our middle school used to do this whole Ren Faire where the students dressed up and it was a legit faire. Eventually he pulled me into it as well and for the first time last year we went to the Tennessee Renaissance Festival in Franklin, Tn. I never thought I would have so much fun. I have such an overactive imagination and I LOVE the fact that people get into character there. Oh, it was so overwhelming. I mean they had for real fucking jousting! Old men on horses trying to dismount their opponents. One of them was representing Loch Lomand…..thank you Mrs. D. for making love it. lol.

Anyway, this year we decided to take our friends Ross, Micah, and Merlin (yeah….that is his real name) with us. They had a really good time as did the rest of us. Micah stayed with me most of the time and we watched the performers. Jesse, Ross, and Merlin went off to their own thing but when we met up every now and then it was fantastic. What I can’t believe is the guys ditched Micah and me during the Washing Well Wenches……pussies.

Never fear though….I has picture……last year and this one. Enjoy.

Me and Ross matchin’ it up!

Micah and Me…..and epic purse man in the back.

Jesse and Me….the Bonnie and Clyde of the Pirates!

This is Kelly…yeah he’s a man…and yeah, those are fox ears.

Samantha, me and Jesse.

Sam’s cousin Nikki in my favorite mask. She’s so pretty. Lol