Oldest City Part 2 Ripley’s

So… after we went to the Alligator Farm, we took our happy selves to the Ripley’s museum on the main land. It’s on San Marco Avenue and right outside the gates is a Chinese statue.

Sooo pretty

Sooo pretty

Since I was a wee girl I loved Ripley’s Believe it or not. I used to check out books by Robert Ripley from the library. This was really a dream come true. I love love love oddities and strange artifacts from around the world. Jesse had never seen me fangirl that much in a long time. How about some pictures?

Vampire Killing Kit

Vampire Killing Kit

This is a vampire killing it from around 1840. The little plaque says: Stories involving people rising from the dead, drinking blood, and changing into bats have persisted in Europe for hundreds of years. Known as “vampires”, these ghoulish creatures can only be warded off or killed in a small number of ways according to legend. Travelers often carried a vampire killing kit like this set, which contains everything one would need to vanquish a vampire. 

Chinese Mice Wine

Chinese Mice Wine

Coal from the Titanic

Coal from the Titanic

Soon we entered a more gory part of the museum and one of my favorites: Torture devices and the like.

African Mask made of human skin

African Mask made of human skin

Iron Maiden of Nuremburg

Iron Maiden of Nuremberg

This Iron Maiden is from medieval Germany. They had it set up with a holographic image of a woman inside the damn thing. Fucking scary! But it’s gorgeous.

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Medieval Torture Mask

Medieval Torture Mask

For those who can’t see the tiny print on the plaque it says: In the middle ages people who committed minor offenses were often forced to wear iron masks, called branks. These branks came in many shapes and were intended to humiliate the wearer as well as cause discomfort. Yeah… wear that on your face for a while.

Persian Flail

Persian Flail

Used throughout history as a form of torture, flails were the weapon of choice to extract confessions during the Spanish Inquisition. Don’t you just want to hit someone you can’t stand with one of those?

Two Headed Calf!

Two Headed Calf!

Wanna see something creepy?

BOOM VOODOO WAX DOLL!!

BOOM VOODOO WAX DOLL!!

This is a Haitian Wax Voodoo Doll that was originally own by Emperor “Papa Doc” Duvalier of Haiti in the 1960s. Oh my gods it’s creepy.

Here’s some cool magick for you:

Pennsylvannia Deutsch Hex Symbol

Pennsylvannia Deutsch Hex Symbol

Attached to the sides of barns throughout Lancaster County, Pennsylvania, symbolic circular hex symbols are used by the Pennsylvania Deutsch farmers to ward off evil spirits, fire, lightning, and sickness.  Looks like they brought some of that good ol’ timey magick from Germany with them. You see them on many of the barns built around the south as well.

Zoltar! I got my fortune from him. :)

Zoltar! I got my fortune from him. 🙂

Chinese Ship made of Jade

Chinese Ship made of Jade

Chinese Dragons in Ivory

Chinese Dragons in Ivory

LOOK AT THAT DETAIL!!

LOOK AT THAT DETAIL!!

Tribal Penis Sheath. You put your penis in there.

Tribal Penis Sheath. You put your penis in there.

Okay, so that’s all the picture that were decent enough to put on here, but there is SOOOO much more to see in the museum. I want to go back as soon as we get the chance. If you love this kind of stuff, I suggest you find a museum near you and GO!! You will have so much fun and love every second of it. I promise.

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